There were 4 people in a helicopter. Chris Brown, Hilary Clinton, a young school girl, and the Pope. The helicopter started to crash, but there were only 3 parachutes. Chris Brown says “I’m to cool to die” and he takes a parachute and jumps out. Hilary Clinton says “I’m too smart to die, I’m the smartest person in the world” she takes a parachute a jumps out. Then the pope makes a speech about his life and says “I’ve lived a great life, but you take the last parachute.” the girl says “what do u mean. there r 2 parachutes left. The smartest person in the world took my backpack.”