Do you punch your crotch, howl in pain, then make love to the floor every time you hear paparazzi by Lady Gaga?
and by “make love to the floor” i mean that you do it with the passion of a thousand burning suns… i can assure you that it’s the highlight of my day every day…
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Actually, I howl into my crotch, punch the floor in pain and make love to Lady Gaga…
Usually on Tuesdays, and afterward we go to AppleBee’s!