GUESS : Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen, Chuck Norris, Barney, Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber & Hugh Grant in a room?
suddenly the lights went out and someone screaming. When the lights turn on again, Bieber has been stab with a knife. One of people is the killer. Who is it? What’s the motif?
I think that the killer would be Charlie Sheen;
I think this because Lady Gaga would not have the guts to do this, and, to be honest, she’s probably wearing some sort of ridiculous suit made out of meat pies that has no pockets or anything, and if she was holding a knife, it would have been taken off of her in the way through to this (annoyingly small) room.
Let’s be honest, Chuck Norris is not as great as everyone says he is, and if he was in this room, then he would be sat in the corner weeping at the sight of all the cocaine from Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen that he couldn’t physically live, and would probably end up trying to punch a big hole in the wall. Also, I don’t think he has any hatred for anyone but himself, because he started his own legacy.
Barney. Okay, this is the most stupid person that you have decided to put in this room. Let’s be honest, he hasnt even got thumbs that work. Also, he’s a man in a suit that is employed by people for a children’s TV show, therefore he wouldn’t do something like this, as he is probably a cuddly person that loves children (Justin Bieber (in most places) is still legally a child, this is why Barney, or the man in the Barney suit, is ruled out.
Lindsay Lohan would probably be SO high the whole time whilst in this room that she would have joined Chuck Norris crying in the corner. Either that or escaped through a small window to go and get some more heroine for everyone to share. Apart from, the now deceased, Justin Bieber.
Hugh Grant is English. Therefore he cannot kill anyone. Especially from the fact he is an upper-class Englishman. I mean, Cher Lloyd, okay, I could understand that, but Hugh Grant? No way dude, don’t go there. He’s also been in some epic films (unlike Charlie Sheen, where the only good thing(s) he’s ever done was a couple of Scary Movies (3 and 4 to be precise).
So by process of elimation (assuming of course that Justin Bieber didn’t kill himself. But with him being Christian, suicide is frowned upon), I’d have no choice but to choose the ‘always-off-his-head’ Charlie Sheen.
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